It's been a long time since I posted anything.

Considering that I don't have any friends, this is just another form of talking to myself.

It's a kind of verbal masturbation -- isn't as much fun as the real thing but at least I get to be a selfish prick and no one complains.

Just in case you ever need to know how to defend yourself from velociraptors in your kitchen.

http://blag.xkcd.com/2007/03/04/velociraptor-safety/

Writing the new one.

Just passed the 10,000-word mark.

It's beginning to seem like a real story.

Maybe it'll work. Maybe it won't.

Blood, guts and gore need to be layered in. I'm down with that.